"There's his biggest fan, and that is rather gross." -- Royals broadcaster Steve Physioc
What prompted this Twins fan to shave his hairy back into a Joe Mauer replica jersey? There ... there really are no words.
So let's just give him nine points for originality, a perfect 10 for dedication and a -755 for "would you ever want to sit anywhere near him at the game?"
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